The Worst Music Video Ever

The Worst Music Video Ever:

It’s worse than Friday, Yoko Ono’s Orgasm video, and Rosanne Bar’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner with a little of the Thanksgiving song thrown in for good sport combined.

Torture. That’s the only way I can describe the song that nearly made me take a sharpened spoon to my ears. It’s going to sound terrible of me but that woman is singing in English, I think, the entire time. It took me a couple of seconds to register the words.

It’s like listening to the really drunk gold digger girl at the Karaoke bar that no one has the heart to take the mic away from. In the video, “Nicky” is horrendously off-key and that’s putting it lightly. The most I can make out of the song is that:
1.) She is not a bitch but wants to be rich.
2.) She’s cute and clever forever and ever
3.) Has big tits and likes politics (the urge to vomit because the rhyme exists? 10/10)
4.) She doesn’t want to work, she wants to eat pork
5.) She gives out the lengthiest phone number (that I wonder if it’s real or not)
It honestly reminded me of the replacement 999 number from The IT Crowd.

Remember the new number!
Nation,
If your brain still functioned after viewing that monstrosity, tell us what you thought of it in the comments below!
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